Girl: Oh God i hate being a third wheel
Me: I’m an only child. I’ve been the third wheel for 17 fucking years.
damn its hot as fuck outside
*wears all black*
What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
Uh... Well... We... We were just...
You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
...Up to something.
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND